martes, 21 de noviembre de 2006

Todo el mundo de pie y con la mano en el pecho

Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

2 comentarios:

oRLoFF dijo...

Jagshemash!

Dan Solo dijo...

Puesss no sé que decirte... Eso de Borat me parece un MTV meets Michael Moore.

En TV3 ahora ponen el show de Ali-G, y "aparece" Borat, habrá que verlo...